Booty Call π
Yes that's right, if you're in the mood for a booty call dial one of these:
- π¬π§ πͺπΊ +44 (0)330 912 9969
- πΊπΈ π¨π¦ +1-844-698-0469
π Ask the bill payer's permission before dialling. Call charges will vary:
- UK Number:
- 0330 numbers are national rate, and should be included in many UK "free minutes" packages.
- USA Number:
- 1-844 numbers should in theory be toll free at least within the USA.
It costs me Β£0.02 every time someone calls this, but I'm leaving it up because I find it hilarious.
Yes I am the king of laughing at my own jokes

Why? How?
The phrase Booty Call just popped into my head at 23:45 one night, and thought there needed to be a number so you could call an arse.
It took me literally 15 minutes to make using Twilio Studio. I bought two phone numbers (the majority of my followers are based in the UK and USA) and pointed them at a Twilio Studio Flow, which picks up the call, plays the .wav file message, then says thanks and goodbye.
I'm not affiliated with Twilio at all, I just thought I'd share how straightforward it can be sometimes to make a silly idea reality!

I thought Iβd go one better than my only-fans OnlyFans.
Booty Call:
π¬π§ +44 330 912 9969
πΊπΈ +1-844-698-0469
πβ Matt Gray (@MattGrayYES) April 30, 2022